10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from