10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT