10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."