10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek