10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth