10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-