10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "No river, no fish."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow