10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."