10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike