10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.