10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."