10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph