10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• It's Free To Fold...
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.