10 Random Poker Quotes

im going to 2 out you to death
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
in the poker game of life women are the rake