10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth