10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."