10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A