10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "No river, no fish."