10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..