10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak