10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.