10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.