10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"