10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "No river, no fish."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"