10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.