10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water