10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is for loners.