10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers