10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..