10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.