10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"