10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels