10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.