10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is for loners.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers