10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.