10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fold and live to fold again