10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.