10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is for fat, American losers.