10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--