10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.