10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Welcome to kicker school
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com