10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz