10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha