10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is for loners.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear