10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water