10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.