10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers