10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• It's Free To Fold...
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT