10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.