10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi